One of these days I’ll get around to making some new music, but in the meantime, check out one of my comedy projects: The Nick White Show. Nick White is the second-biggest rock star from the 1980s, and in the interests of getting his manager off his back whilst in […]
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OK, so it came to my attention that this site didn’t load for a while, maybe months. It was working fine last summer when I had to rescue a bunch of other sites that got hacked, so it seems like maybe it was an update that didn’t happen or whatever. […]
Long time no write. What’s been going on in my life? Everything, nothing, movement, stasis, creation, blockages, etc. I swore “Persona Non Grata” was the definitive end to this maQLu business, but then I also used to say maQLu was my evil twin; well, the problem with putting your evil […]
Sitting in the back of a dark theatre with my newest friends, eating chocolate and watching the other girls do their tech run-throughs. I should have been more daring in dropping my hints that I’d like you to come. But no… I didn’t invite you to my show tonight just […]
Everything always sucks at Walpurgisnacht. In theory, it’s the biggest celebration sabbat/holiday for Satanists, deemed second only to your own birthday in the Church of Satan calendar, and miles ahead of Hallowe’en. Of course, I’m not a Satanist anymore, not really even some sort of Crowleyite, and I don’t celebrate […]
Originally published on my other blog, blahblahblah.pyradraculea.com “I’m, like, so punk rock today. You like my boots?” It was the early to mid 2000s. The news director of our college radio looked at me with an expectant look in her eye as the gold spray-painted bust of Lenin looked on […]
Originally published on my other blog, blahblahblah.pyradraculea.com Looky looky what just arrived from Amazon 10 minutes ago! Limited edition vinyl rerelease of Izzy Stradlin’s 117° – #000079 to be exact. Can’t help but notice that numbering system allows for up to 999999 copies in this limited edition, which is […]
Originally published on my other blog, blahblahblah.pyradraculea.com I like chocolate I don’t like tea I like the junkies And the junkies get fucking obsessed with me Goddamn. When I was in the music biz a few years back, I had a running joke with my best friend: any time a […]
Originally published on my other blog, blahblahblah.pyradraculea.com Somewhere out of the Abyss the thought bubbled up into my head that the only way to heal certain old wounds is to rip them open again. Kinda like if a bone is broken and not reset correctly the surgeon must break it […]
Originally published on my other blog, blahblahblah.pyradraculea.com For a while I’ve been planning to try more of the classes at my gym. For example, one called “Pound” described as combining rhythm/percussion and dance moves. And hey, it’s after my power yoga class that I sometimes attend. Today I decided to […]
The sky is black, the winds are howling, and not a star to be seen… seems like as good a night as any to see what black magic noise may come.
Once upon a time there was an iguana. And the iguana lived in a house with humans who had lots of tasty houseplants. Now, the iguana didn’t always chew on the houseplants, and perhaps not all iguanas do chew on houseplants, but let’s say polls showed that 10% of iguanas […]
Will be more on this in the next Under My Skin podcast, but I just heard some feminist sex educator idiot on the radio saying that “ugh, some people claim there’s a lot of man-bashing in feminism, but I don’t hear that in my circles!” Implying that it doesn’t exist. […]
[Or, maybe that wasn’t the point at all, as I figured out as I looked at it more…] This crossed my Facebook feed today: First impression: “OK, shirt off? Check. Fly open? Check. Guitar headstock suggestively placed? Check. OK, Johnny, now… Can you try to look sexy? It’s just that […]