New bio… finally…

After meaning to rewrite my bio for at least six or seven months, I finally got around to it tonight.

It’s a bit tongue in cheek as hey, the next album’s still a ways out and this blog is currently more about what I’m listening to than what I’m doing [otherwise it would just be the same “practising guitar and trying to come up with a bridge/chorus/better rhyme for _____/etc.”—songwriting is a bit like sausage-making in that you really don’t want to see the process].

Debated keeping in the press quotes because I doubt they’ll still be relevant to the newest material, but whatever. It’s a work in progress.

Give it a read here if you want:

PS: Whoever bought that Kill City Dragons CD, seriously fuck off. I was totally gonna hit the buy it now button this weekend. Fuck…

And don’t even get me started on the bitch who outbid me in the last minute on a note Izzy Stradlin mailed to GNR’s publicist in 1987. I hate you almost as much as I hate my crappy home wi-fi router which failed at the exact wrong few seconds.