Spambot for some bullshit goth dating website is now following me on Twitter.
Don’t bother kiddies, I’ve long since left goth behind, if I could have ever been said to be one in the first place.
As I type this, iTune just switched from ZZ Top’s “Cheap Sunglasses” to Van Halen’s “Panama.”
I am in my jam space packing up to go do my radio show. Here are the 4 corners of the room:
I’ll grant that there’s the one Rammstein poster, but that’s it.
And no, I have never dated a goth outside of one rather unfortunate clusterfuck with a very fucked up individual I call Mr. Hyde, but that wasn’t really dating to be honest.
I’ve since learned my lesson: if a guy’s response any mention of Throbbing Gristle is anything other that “who the fuck names their band ‘Throbbing Gristle’? Fuck that shit, they sound retarded. Now, Led Zeppelin… THAT’s a killer band…”, throw that fish back into the sea. [GNR, Aerosmith, the Stones, the New York Dolls, and Hanoi Rocks are acceptable or even preferable substitutes for Led Zeppelin, of course.]
So anyway, hope the spambot’s owners aren’t holding their breath waiting for me to follow them back or sign up for their stupid service. Ain’t fucking happening.
