Possibly the greatest grad prank ever

Heard about this on Adam Carolla’s podcast [yeah, yeah, I’m slightly behind the 8 ball on his podcasts, trying to get caught up], thought I was going to pee my pants I was laughing so hard:

Absolutely brilliant! Whatever kid[s] wrote this, I think they have a bright future ahead of them in comedy/satire.

Needless to say, the humourless harpies at Jezebel consider it “disgusting.”

Probably because of the bit about automatic failures for unshaved cunts.