Sorry, you still suck. [Or wank, depending how one wishes to interpret the gesture here.]

Your teenybopper fans have moved on to worshipping Carly Rae Jepsen instead, but don’t think that Marilyn Manson’s fan base will flock to you in their place with your new look. Doesn’t work that way.

Hell, with sales of just 38000 units of his new album, Marilyn Manson fans aren’t even flocking to him anymore.

The Goth teens out smoking cigarettes behind the gym during art class never liked you and never will. All the Urban Decay warpaint in the world can’t change that.