Monkey see, monkey do

“You wanna be me, yeah, you wanna be me, really be someone…”

It dawned on me that a despised rival seems to be trying to be me. Dyed her hair the same color, trying to be a writer and music “journalist” when I’ve pretty much decided it isn’t worth the hassle anymore and there’s a few other examples of her mimicry I won’t bother to add. Next she’ll be trying to be a DJ or at least do the lazy-ass podcast shadow thereof.

I have my ideas as to why this might be, best left unsaid in a public place such as this, but I almost wish her luck in her pointless endeavor.